A secret cable was released to special members of the Redneck Mafia today.
The cable details plans for Ireland to seek public comments on possible reparations that Ireland could ask of Denmark for damages caused by Danish citizens who raided the Emerald Isle as Vikings centuries ago.
Indeed, Ireland may, according to the document, claim billions of Euros from Great Britain as well, with the Irish leaders believing that not only did the British disguise themselves as Vikings but that they also continue to raid the Irish economy today.
A footnote in the cable points out that the Viking claim could easily be extended to France and Germany.
For some strange reason, the Dutch government has just suddenly gone into exile. A spokesperson said they are neither confirming nor denying any involvement in Viking activities. However, there's a wooden shoe sale they'd like folks to know about that's supposed to raise funds for propping up the E.U.
More as it develops...
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