Someone please ask Socrates, Portugal's Prime Minister, if hemlock is a viable choice for politicians/bankers/investors who contributed to their country's decline.
Now that's a game show many average citizens would sit and talk about for hours!
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to another exciting weekly installment of "Who Takes The Rap?"!
As you remember, in last week's episode, through archival film footage and hidden cameras, we watched unscrupulous leaders trade the livelihoods of their citizens and customers like pawns on a chess board make of Swiss cheese.
Tonight, your vote determines which dastardly villain takes Socrates Secret Potion and is eliminated from the show.
Don't forget, in the final episode, the winner will be revealed by our pollster-obsessed producers and sent on a one-way trip to Mars!
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