According to a secret source in the entertainment news business, Flo and Mayhem have filed for divorce after both were found consorting with the Allstate and State Farm reps. Details of whose auto coverage was put at risk are still sketchy at this time.
Despite general knowledge that the Geico gecko is a close friend of them all and probably the only one with intimate information about what has or has not occurred, a spokesanimal for the lizard refused to clarify the situation at this time.
More exciting info as it develops...
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