One More For The Road

Can you find connections in these two news stories?:

1. German newspaper report.
2. China - it's not easy being green.
3. Okay, bartender, just one more: floods of historic proportional measurements.

 Time to think about a humourous future that takes major ecological effects on our species into account (in the vein of "Shaun of the Dead," "Cherry 2000," etc., as opposed to serious takes on the matter like "Mad Max" and "Waterworld").

Never too late to put a cheeky tongue into action!